Mother Fucking Home Owner

Why not gift something cheeky with our delicious fucking chocolate bars? Spoil a loved one with our highest quality Belgian chocolate & pick from a variety of different rude messages sure to create some laughs!   

Consume within 6 months for best taste. May contain nuts. Store in a cool dry place.  

ALL PRODUCTS ARE SENT IN DISCREET PACKAGING 

Ingredients: Belgian MILK chocolate couverture (min cocoa 54.5%), sugar, cocoa butter, whole MILK powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (SOYA lecithin), natural vanilla, coconut oil. Glucose Syrup, Potato Starch, Vegetable fats (Coconut, Hydrogenated Palm Seed), Water, Xanthan, Aroma, Potassium Sorbate, Carboxymethyl Cellulose, Citric Acid, WHEAT Starch, , Sunflower Oil, Rice Flour, Glucose Syrup, maize starch. Glazing agent; E904, beeswax. Colours: E100, E120, E122*, E131, E132, E133, E141, E163, E171; concentrate of radish, lemon, blackcurrant. Glazing agent; beeswax.

 *may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children. Contains MILK and SOYA.

Smarties Ingredients: Skimmed MILK Powder, , Whey Powder (from MILK), Butteroil (from MILK), Flavouring), Sugar, Colours (Beetroot Red, Mixed Carotenes, Anthocyanins, Titanium Dioxide, Plain Caramel, Curcumin, Copper Complexes of Chlorophyllins), Glazing Agents (Shellac, Gum Arabic, Carnauba Wax, Beeswax), Orange Flavouring. MILK Chocolate Contains: Cocoa Solids 20% Minimum, MILK Solids 20% Minimum.Allergy Advice: Contains MILK and SOYA. Not Suitable for NUT / PEANUT Allergy Sufferers.