BAG OF DICKS - Anonymous sending

Give them a gob load with a 1x 155g bag of Belgian milk chocolate mini dicks with a circular sticker message. Choose one of our stickers or one of your own message*. No packing slips or identifying details will be included. If they make contact with us, we will not share your personal information.

If you order other products, the whole order will be sent anonymously to the recipient. So don't add anything to the basket that you want for yourself. UK only.

Couple of ideas for you: 

"EAT A BAG OF DICKS", "EAT A DICK", "SUCK MY DICK", "YOU'RE A PRICK", "YOU'RE A KNOB", "YOU'RE A DICKHEAD", "THOU SHALL INGEST A RICHARD", "DICKHEAD", "DICK SUCKING CHAMPION 2024", "I LOVE YOUR DICK/WILLY/COCK/PENIS".

* Please note, we are Naughty Slabs. Its meant to be fun, cheeky and a little bit close to the bone with humour. But we arent actually cunts. Any threats of violence, rape and sexual assault will not be printed. Messages with offensive reference to protected characteristics (sexuality, race, ethnicity, national origin, disabilities, religion/beliefs, sex/gender etc) will not be printed either. You will be given the option to reword your message and/or your order will be cancelled. 

Please allow up to 10 working days to complete your order.

Ingredients and Allergens:

Belgian Milk Choc - CONTAINS MILK AND SOYA. 100g. Sugar, Cocoa butter, Whole milk powder, Emulsifier (E322, soya), Natural Vanilla Flavouring