BAG OF VAG - Anonymous sending

Got an ex who couldn't hit the spot? Thought your left lip was your clit? A boss you acted like a right cunt? Someone screw you over? Or do you want to send a secret valentines gift? Let them know with a 1x 155g bag of Belgian milk chocolate mini vulva's with a circular sticker message. Choose one of our stickers or one of your own message*. No packing slips or identifying details will be included. If they make contact with us, we will not share your personal information.

If you order other products, the whole order will be sent anonymously to the recipient. So don't add anything to the basket that you want for yourself. UK only.

Couple of ideas for you: 

"YOU'RE A CUNT", "MAYBE WITH THIS, YOU'LL FINALLY FIGURE OUT WHERE THE CLIT IS", "THE ONLY PUSSY YOU'RE LIKELY TO GET", "YOU'RE A MASSIVE TWAT", "'CUNT' DOESNT QUITE CUT IT WHEN DESCRIBING YOU", "YOU WERE A CUNT OF A BOSS" etc.

* Please note, we are Naughty Slabs. Its meant to be fun, cheeky and a little bit close to the bone with humour. But we arent actually cunts. Any threats of violence, rape and sexual assault will not be printed. Messages with offensive reference to protected characteristics (sexuality, race, ethnicity, national origin, disabilities, religion/beliefs, sex/gender etc) will not be printed either. You will be given the option to reword your message and/or your order will be cancelled. 

Ingredients and Allergens:

Belgian Milk Choc - CONTAINS MILK AND SOYA. 100g. Sugar, Cocoa butter, Whole milk powder, Emulsifier (E322, soya), Natural Vanilla Flavouring