PILE OF 'SHIT' - Anonymous sending

Not brave enough to send real shit? No bother, drive the message home with this. Box will contain 1x 150g solid Belgian milk chocolate 'shit' with a sticker message on the inner side of the lid. Choose one of our stickers or one of your own message*. No packing slips or identifying details will be included. If they make contact with us, we will not share your personal information.

If you order other products, the whole order will be sent anonymously to the recipient. So don't add anything to the basket that you want for yourself. UK only.

Couple of ideas for you: 

"YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT", "YOU'RE A PILE OF SHIT", "YOU'RE THE SHIT", "YOU TREAT PEOPLE LIKE SHIT", "SORRY THE WORLD IS TREATING YOU LIKE SHIT" etc.

* Please note, we are Naughty Slabs. Its meant to be fun, cheeky and a little bit close to the bone with humour. But we arent actually cunts. Any threats of violence, rape and sexual assault will not be printed. Messages with offensive reference to protected characteristics (sexuality, race, ethnicity, national origin, disabilities, religion/beliefs, sex/gender etc) will not be printed either. You will be given the option to reword your message and/or your order will be cancelled. 

Ingredients and Allergens:

Belgian Milk Choc - CONTAINS MILK AND SOYA. 100g. Sugar, Cocoa butter, Whole milk powder, Emulsifier (E322, soya), Natural Vanilla Flavouring